I was walking and I felt something icky. I thought there was going to be chocolate. I don’t even remember! I’m wearing a new bra and it closes in the front so it popped open and it threw me off. all I wanna do is have babies! Are you single? I’m just like, going through a thing right now. I guess when my life is incomplete I want to shoot someone. This would not happen if i had a penis! What? (applies lip gloss). Bitches be crazy! I’m good at tolerating pain, I’m bad at math, and, I’m stupid.
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“I met her first at the screen test and I was like, ‘Oh, man, if I have to spend six years of my life talking about one thing over and over again to camera crews and stuff, I hope it’s with this person. She is what she seems like. She’s incredibly sweet, funny, down to earth, genuine, doesn’t take herself seriously in any way shape or form, which is the most admirable quality that I - the one quality that - I love in anyone that I meet - I look for that. And she has that. In buckets.”
Submitted by nessastooshort
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So like I’m not really involved in the transgender girl scouts thing, but one of my users posted this beautiful youtube video defending transgender children joining the girl scouts and it’s made me very emotional. So you should watch it.
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The Exclamation Comma. “Just because you’re excited about something doesn’t mean you have to end the sentence.”
That’s true.
14 Punctuation Marks You Never Knew Existed
Submitted by dianaafiifah
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I'm pretty sure that's a completely false rumor, seeing as his wife has tweeted about him and the Sabres as recently as the 22nd. "Yes! My husband #ryanmiller trending on twitter :) let's keep it going go #Sabres!" That definitely doesn't hint to a split at all.Anonymous
meh. I heard it from a reliable person, or so i like to think they are fairly reliable. I’ve only known them my whole life. but okay, you don’t have to believe it. just sharing what i heard.
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